Muffin Lover

Sometimes I get horny. Sometimes I get hungry. Sometimes I get feisty! Mmm, sometimes, when the timing is just right, I feel all three of these at the same time and write poetry. Then horny drives my passion, food becomes my muse, and feisty is my lover ;)

Read on, Lovers...

Muffin Lover

Oh my sweet honey chocolate muffin
Oh how I long to taste thee muffin
Oh how coveted in the glass case muffin
Come out so I can have little taste muffin

Now we are together muffin
Just you, me and the shitty weather muffin
I promise I aint no creepy slouch muffin
Slide a little closer on the vinyl couch muffin

Oh hot and steamy tussled muffin
Peel off that rainbow accordion skirt muffin
Explode butter onto your creamy top side muffin
Drink cool milk in the lazy morning tide muffin

Why you looking the other way muffin?
More enticing than my Thanksgiving stuffin muffin?
So what he drives a 1957 Creme Brule muffin?
I go downstairs and puff-the-magic-dragon muffin

Smash you to a pulp in my teeth muffin!
Burn you in the boiling stomach acid muffin!
Shit you out the angry red pucker muffin!
Wipe my ass and go back to bed muffin

Now i’z gots to fly muffin
Think'n bout eatin cherry pie muffin
It’s enough to make a man fall down and cry muffin
Finger in my throat hurry-up-and-die muffin

Wait, what, you’re gluten free muffin?
Non-dairy chocolate bumble bee muffin?
Rub you all over my chest with ghee muffin!
Damn, arched back cotton-candy jamboree muffin!

Thanks for the shag n ride muffin
That was a finger-lickin Bonnie and Clyde muffin
Deep breath in, feeling quite alive muffin
How about I pick you up again at five muffin?

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